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African But Not American Simpsons

The Black Simpsons

I have a natural inclination to think this is awesome and reverse-racism all at the same time. While it is easy to see that this is awesome, the reverse-racism part may confuse a few people, so let me explain:

If they (they being the liberal media or Fox which ever you prefer) took let’s say… oh wait there aren’t any black cartoon families on television (excluding the Cleveland Show which hasn’t happened yet). But if they took the PJs (yes that ignorant ass Eddie Murphy claymation bullshit) and made them white I am sure everyone in the NAACP (did I spell that right?) would be screaming how white people stealing everything black (Oh wait. They do that already? My bad).  I personally don’t see the point of making the Simpsons black in a promo image but leaving them jaundiced for the actual show makes sense (but I also didn’t see why Japan would make an awesome  new intro for the 90’s X-Men cartoon but they did – Awesome Japanese X-Men Intro) but some marketing person thought it was a good idea (I’m in marketing and I would do the same thing if it meant dolla-doller bills ya’ll).

I guess I’m one of those purest that believes you shouldn’t make characters black (I’m looking at you Black Kingpin) just so you can sell it to a new demographic. Maybe that’s just me. I am, after all, a very diverse person who enjoys other people’s diversity so the idea of changing a show I enjoy (who am I kidding I haven’t enjoyed this show since season 9) to fit me (though a gay, Black Jewish Simpsons would be lulz-worthy, can you imagine the jokes!) is wrong.

There I said it! African Simpsons is Wrong (!) and I hope to HOVA above that the Black Mafia don’t get my ass. I already have the Gay Mafia threatening to put me where the light don’t shine. Yikes!

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Wade from Noah's Arc

WTF? How am I just finding out about Noah’s Arc and more importantly the character Wade. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I am so late on Jensen Atwood. DAMN!

I can be such a queen sometimes…

Medical Mystery

Thirteen and Taub

Thirteen and Taub

I am a huge fan of House and recently my fandom has escalated to all new levels of weird. Three nights ago I had a (sexual in nature) dream about Taub. Foreman or Thirteen, sure those make sense but Taub? No disrespect to Peter Jacobson but he’s not who I usually fantasize about. In fact he is the complete opposite of my usual fantasy. Maybe it is the whole Jewish doctor thing he’s got going on I don’t know. I just want to record this because the more I watch House (which I’m doing now) the more I am actually attracted to him.

Thirteen and Foreman

Thirteen and Foreman

In other news, Thirteen and Forman are still hot.

Lost Season 5 Finale : Spoilers

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One of my favorite characters died…

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Iceman on Family Guy