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Thor Wields Mjolnir in Movie Still

Thor Claims His Hammer Mjolnir in Movie Still

Thor Lifts Mjolnir in New Marvel Movie

Thor Lifts Hammer in New Marvel Movie

This is the first image from the Thor movie that has actually got me excited. It’s sad because he’s not in costume and he doesn’t look very heroic but something about his pose and the hammer just screams Thor to me. This image is actually NOT the first appearance in Mjolnir in Marvel Ent. movies. It first appeared in the rolling credits for Marvel’s Iron Man 2 starring Robert Downey Jr. The clips below featured S.H.I.E.L.D. agents investigating the hammer in New Mexico/Oklahoma.

Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer) Appears in Iron Man 2

Here is a link to the Official Marvel Entertainment Thor 2011 movie website

Thor Movie Update: Odin, (Helmet-Less Thor), and Loki Photo

First Look at Odin’s & Loki’s costumes from Thor (2011)

Odin, Thor and, Loki Image from Thor (2011) Movie

I am not a fan of these weird metal weaved superhero costumes. Given me viking-inspired Asgardians any day. I also can’t help but think this is going to be from a purely super-science that looks like magic perspective which is a part of the Thor mythos but I much rather have the JMS/Coipel magical floating Asgard in Oklahoma mythos. I hope Kelda and Bill of Bills makes an appearance.

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Batman: Under the Red Hood

I am a huge fan of the DC Comics movies – while Marvel’s animated features suffer from bad acting and bad animation, Warner Bros. has always been smart enough to enlist the best for the cartoons. Batman: Under the Red Hood is no exception. The animation is tight, the script is well thought out, and best of all Bruce Timm is producing it.

Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about the film:

Loosely based on the Batman story arc “Under the Hood”, the story follows Batman and Dick Grayson – the original Boy Wonder now hero Nightwing – finding themselves being stalked by a mysterious yet familiar figure known as the vigilante Red Hood, who tries to rid Gotham City’s crimes without following the same ethics as its heroes and apparently knows all of their secrets. As the Dark Knight tries to unravel the true identity of his stalker, he must also battle three of his enemies: the Joker, the criminally insane Clown Prince of Crime who first wore the Red Hood cowl and was responsible for the murder of Batman’s second protégé Jason Todd; Ra’s al Ghul, the immortal international terrorist who is somehow connected to the Red Hood; and Black Mask, the notorious kingpin who is launching a campaign to take over all of Gotham City’s criminal underworld. When the Joker becomes involved in the conflict between Batman and the Red Hood, hard truths are revealed and old wounds reopened.

Batman Porn Parody – A Review

HOLY THREESOME BATMAN!

Batman and Robin Go Balls Deep Into Crime

Batman Porn Parody

Batman XXX - A Porn Parody

What can I say about Batman XXX that hasn’t been tweets, gossiped, or blogged about already – I’m not sure but I’m going to tell you what I thought of it.

Let me start by saying the acting was superb and I really mean that. There were times when I forgot I was watching an adult film and thought I was watching a rerun of the old Adam West Batman show. Everyone’s acting work was impressive but Dale Debone not only looks but sounds the part of West’s Batman. I was in awe every time he was on screen. If I had to say anyone was weak in their character, I would have to say it was “cute as a button and still refusing to do anal” Lexi Belle. One could argue that Yvonne Craig’s Batgirl was a little bland and forgettable but Lexi’s is even worse. Like many of her sex scene she left bored and wondering when James and Dale would return to the scene. Oh speaking of James, he nailed Burt Ward – not literally – yet kept his dirty Jewish boy porn persona intact. Besides Dale Debone’s Batman scene, James Deen’s sex scene were the most interesting thing – and not because he has a 9 inch cock either. He was into the character of Robin and into the sex which makes for a great porn parody. Two thumbs up, Mr. Deen. Honorable mention goes to Tori Black, Evan Stone, and Randy West for looking the parts if not completely capture the essence of the characters.

While the movie’s storyline felt authentic to the original Batman show, the sex left something to the imagination (which is saying A LOT). I felt like too much emphasis was put on the story (wait was there a real storyline?) and not enough direction on the sex. While this movie wasn’t jerk off encouragement, it was fun and I would recommend it for fanboys for the lulz.

I wonder if Axel Braun has a Superman porn parody in the works…

“Tune in tomorrow — same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!”

Why Idris Elba Being A Black Asgardian Doesn’t Bother Me

Journey Into Mystery Vol. 3 #503

Journey Into Mystery Vol. 3 #503

Back in the early 90’s, Asgardian part of the Marvel Universe got a major makeover – Thor was displaced from 616 to a terrible “Image” inspired Hero Reborn Universe. As a consequence to this abortion, Thor dropped out of his own series beginning with issue #503 and his book’s title was restored toJourney into Mystery. The series continued with the “Lost Gods” storyline (which ran through issue #513). Due to something or other, the Asgardian Gods was all remade as human being – They become the Lost Gods.

While some still appeared as they had, many of the Asgardians became different ethnicities.  Among them was Heimdall -He is the brother of the warrior Sif. He is the all-seeing and all-hearing guardian sentry of Asgard, he stands on the rainbow bridge, Bifrost and stands watch for any attacks to Asgard. He partly won the role through using his eyesight to see an army of giants several days’ march from Asgard, allowing them to be defeated before they reached Asgard. He became Donald Velez – a Hispanic man.

So when I saw that the noted BLACK actor, Idris Elba, was chosen to play Heimdall for the Thor movie. I didn’t really mind.

“Black Asgardian God! Blasphemy,” yelled the internet – the internet deemed it reverse racism and another instance of Hollywood Black washing a white role to make it more marketable. To those internet retards I say thee nay!

Marvel Comics already set a precedence for multi-racial Asgardians because the previous mentioned Lost Gods storyline. Asgardians can be black, white, and every color in-between – so if Brave Baldur (Odin illegitimate heir) can be a black man, I think the guardian of a gay rainbow bridge can certainly be a black man. The only question I have is – how are they going to explain him and Sif being sibling?

Idris Elba The Black Asgardian

Idris Elba The Black Asgardian

First Look at Thor Movie (2011)

Movie Pictures of Thor and Destroyer Revealed

Thor: The Movie

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Movies: Iron Man 2: War Machine Promo

 

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Iron Man 2 Movie Poster

Iron Man 2 is an upcoming 2010 superhero film, based on the Marvel Comics fictional character Iron Man. The film is directed by Jon Favreau, with Robert Downey, Jr. reprising the title role.

 

Lil Wayne: The Carter Documentary

Lil Wayne: The Carter Documentary

Lil Wayne

This is a must see movie even if you aren’t a Lil’ Wayne fan. This movies gives in dept look at that personal life of the Best Rapper Alive and his struggle with addiction and his passion for music.

Epic review by Rich over at fourfour.typepad.com: Syrup, Topanga and an absence of jazz: The Carter

Watch the full move: Lil Wayne: The Carter (Full Movie)

Precious – A Movie Review

Precious – A Movie Review

But You're Like Really "Precious"

"Precious." I boosted this from @Biglilkim (love ya girl)

Based on a novel by African American writer, Sapphire, Precious is the story of an obese (she is verging on being notoriously B.I.G.), illiterate (Fantastia could probably help her out with that) sixteen year black girl from Harlem (NEW YORK STAND UP!). It was originally going to be called “Push” but that really bad psychic movie came out starring Chris Evan first (don’t act like you didn’t see that shitty movie because you know you did. Just wanting to see him without his shirt off. Oh wait, that was me…)

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