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I Don’t Understand Hentai (NSFW)

WARNING – THIS POST IS GRAPHIC AS FUCK

Why do they pixlate the penises?

Why do they pixlate the penises?

I don’t “get” hentai.

I mean in a world full of every sort of raunchy, disgusting pornographic film, why would someone choose to jerk off to anime characters? Sure, I’ve been turned on by a few of the images but to actually pleasure myself to cartoons is something I’d never do. Not that it is disgusting if you do or anything – I just don’t know why you would. Maybe I’m just not nerd enough to find Sailor Moon hot enough to whip it out and beat my meat.

I’ve watch a few hentai films before and other than wondering why anyone would buy it, I couldn’t stop laughing.  The plots are just as cheesy as the normal pr0n and the acting is just as over the top but things like tentacles, demons, or even run-of-the-mill dickgirls  raping school girls just plain hilarious.

I know you’re probably thinking – aren’t you gay?  Yes, I am a homosexual but honestly who gets turned on by something like this?

Preggers!

That baby is going to be fucked up.

It’s a drawing of a pregnant woman pleasuring the fuck out of numerous men. Is this hot? Am I weird for worrying about the baby?

That's just fucking nasty.

Why didn't she just use the toilet?

I don’t care who you are diarrhea is not sexy. If you do find it sexy, you should seek psychiatric help and stop jerking off to this image. She is fingering her ass while shitty diarrhea and urine explodes everywhere! For the people are are turned on by this imagine if this was real and the mess you would have to clean up in your bathroom.

She can blow herself.

The logistics in this image hurt my head.

Don’t get me started on dickgirls. Are they hermaphrodites? Are they shemales? What the fuck are they and why are they in even hentai ever? As a person who has enjoyed transsexual pornography – I get it but who find the idea of a real woman magically growing a huge dick and fucking them silly is a turn on because it certainly not the gays. I love Alicia Keys beyond life but I can guarantee that I will never fantasize about her growing a dick and fucking me. And I would never dream about Clive Owen magically getting a vagina where his prick should be. Is dickgirls hentai directed at straight men? ‘Cause the straight men I know wouldn’t find Megan Fox more attractive if she had a dick. I am certain it would do the opposite.

This guy does not look like he's enjoying this at all.

This happened to me once.

Even man and man stuff makes me chuckle. Take the image above for example – the bottom is obviously either not enjoying anal sex or he is mortified that his lover is taking a picture of him while they fuck (who hasn’t this happened to?).  Based on what I’ve read about yaoi (because I’ve never seen a movie), I’m going to say he’s not enjoying the fucking. While this image is sort of hot because its two very masculine men – that’s not a good representation of Yaoi. It’s all long haired, skinny emo boys. Based on these facts, I can easily assume all drawn by girls.

Cloud is gay for Sephiroth.

They look like women.

Gay men like really butch gay men – not uber effeminate men. Only girls (and weird straight men) fantasize about effeminate men.

Honestly, I don’t have a problem with what people get turned on by. It’s none of my business and if you want to jerk off to pregnant women taking an explosive shit while she gives a reach around to a dickgirl who is blowing three guys with camera phones makes you happy -do it.

Besides who am I to pass judgement on the Japanese for drawing cartoon porn – Americans do it too:

I've always thought that costume made Thor look gay.

Adam Warlock is gonna be so jealous!

BTW – It’s the costume not the cock in his ass that makes Thor look gay.

4 Responses

  1. Actually, I’m gay and I find Sephiroth (pictured in your “effeminate” example of yaoi, quite attractive. Perhaps because in the origin of where he comes from, he’s quite a bit more masculine. That’s quite an exaggeration of the originonal character….but still…just because your gay too…don’t think all of us have the same taste.

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  3. Penis are censored because in Japan, the showing of penetration is illegal- one of the reasons tentacle porn exist.

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