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A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Moar @ the Sauce

First thing, what? And second thing What the fuck? If the cops ever catch you jerking it into some Prego (not to be confused with Preggo) do not continue to jerk it and drive away slowly. First thing stop, collect yourself and explain the situation. 9 times out of 10, the cops will understand and you can go back to jerking it with your panties, porn and dog in peace. If that does not work, you take your dick out of the jar and you drive very, very fucking fast.

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