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The Fantastic Four movie from the mid-90’s is so fuckin’ horrible I want to cry…this is worse than shitty tv mini-series special effects. Just remembering the Thing/Orange Cookie man and Alicia Masters little love scene made me almost vomitted.

Even the Human Torch was shitty! Why didn’t that just pay a hobo to set himself on fire for those scenes wouldn’t it be cheaper?

I really want my two hours back now…

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