SIEGE #3 (of 4)

SIEGE #3 (of 4)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Pencils & Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
Variant Cover by GABRIELE DELL’OTTO
Variant Cover by JOE QUESADA
Sketch Variant Cover by JOE QUESADA

In the halls of Asgard and on the streets of small town America the entire Universe is gripped in a the greatest battle ever seen: SIEGE!!

Lives have been lost! Lines have been drawn! And the
battle for Asgard is in full force. The moment for
revelations and life-changing moves is here, and for some, this will be the last choice they ever make in this world. What happens next is so epic, so historic, that it changes the entire dynamic of the Marvel Universe. You’re gonna want to be there for this one… trust us.

Blacks Call Everything Racist, The Sky is Still Blue

I don’t usually like to put other people on blast but I am sick and tired of every time a black man is in a photo with a white woman, niggas want to call it racist.

Case in point, Miss Jia recently blogged about this David La Chapelle photo that featured Kanye “Invite My Ass on Stage to Destory a White Girl’s Moment” West and Lady “I’ll Wear Anything to Take Away from My Face” Gaga.

Doc West, Man of Platinum & Lady Jungle

This is what Miss Jia had to say about the image:

it reminds me of the controversy a while back regarding THIS photo of Lebron James and Gisele Bundchen or THESE photos of Naomi Campbell. A lot of people felt that the images were considered “racist,” as they presented Blacks as savage animals. Hmm…

Her assertion that this image is “suspect” not only annoys me because A) she doesn’t recognize that LaChapelle was doing a homage to pulp fiction heroes, more specifically Doc Savage, Man of Bronze and B) Blacks are the first ones to start screaming “that’s racist” any time racial relations are portrayed.  Especially if Blacks aren’t the “star” (which by the way ‘Ye is in this image. He’s he “hero” after all).

What kills me about Black youth calling every-fucking-thing racist is they have no fucking clue what real racism is! With all our bling worshiping, booty smacking and irrational demands (why is it the nigga that is most disrespectful demanding the most fucking respect?), we have forgotten as a people what is real racism looks and feels like.

For you niggas that was sleeping, THIS IS RACISM, THIS IS FUCKING RACISM, and THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING RACISM!

I would link back to her but I don’t want to help put money in her pocket for interpretation fail.

"I am Nicki Minaj"

I know I said I wasn’t sure about the stud video but this video right here (from around the same time period) has Nicki acting really fucking hard and sounds like she’s an AG/Dom/Stud (whatever the fuck you want to call them). However she’s clearly not studded up like that original video shows her.

Well I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nicki Minaj is a swagger jacker. She went from Lil Kim and Foxy Brown to Gwen Stephani and Lady Gaga (oh and lets not forget Wonder Woman). However, it looks like the Queen Bee, Lil Kim, don’t like bitches swagger jacking their style. Recently Lil Kim posted this on her Facebook account:

Nicki Minaj:Bum Ass Replica Bitch Immitating Everyones Swag

As a Lil Kim fan and a Nicki Minaj fan I have to agree with Lil Kim here – Nicki Baby you’sa fake ass bitch with no original swagger.

Also look at this clueless bitch on 106 & Park yesterday…Damn she need some media training for real!

There are a handful of artists I feel truly connected to because of the content of their work: the isolation of being Morrissey, Jay Jay Johanson’s functional depression, and the eccentric embrace of Andrew Bird but none of them speak as directly to my core as Nas does.

I remember the first time I heard Illmatic, I was like 9 or 10 and I remember being blown away by all the cursing (it is probably why I curse so much). I’d sit around the kitchen and just listen to him strings coherent words together that just draw me in – I knew even at that age he was talking to me and this shit was important. In fact it was the first album that taught me life’s a bitch and then unfortunately you death (which is oddly an idea that both Morrissey and Jay Jay embrace). From that moment I knew this nigga knew not only who I was inside but also outside. I’m not one to actually focus on skin color (besides when a nigga is blue-black) but Nas has a way of describing the realest elements of being Black in America in 16 bars – something my white musical influence can’t do.

No one song of Nas’ speaks to me with as much power as his “Be A Nigger Too”. I feel like that is the young, black, and urban anthem. While his counterparts spit lines about the hoes they fucked and the jewels they bought, Nas is kicking knowledge. He’s trying to express Blackness in its purest form and being “black” is definitely something I take serious. How could I not? I’m constantly reminded by the people around me whether its positive or negative.

Regardless, hats off to big homey for writing music that actually makes me sit down and think too.

This is my openin scripture – I’ve been preparin this album
my whole life, might be uncomfortable for most you listeners
Satin’s bombardin me with propositions, but I decline
I started in the Bridge without a pot to piss in
I overcame all the opposition
My teachers told that I’d a broken mayne on a cot in prison
Cloaked in the finest drapes, not bathe in napes
But we still filthy, Supreme Court say we still guilty
This is the Genesis, and I don’t even see a worthy arch nemesis
I get loose like the Jena Six, they put a noose on ‘Pac
now I’m defendin Vic, and free that nigger TIP
I’d take the grave or a bid
to let some dirty clan members run up in my crib
and plant cracks on the man that’s goin to church
Plants packs on the man that’s goin to work
and build cases, meanwhile they daddies and they brothers
is recruitin all my brothers and cousins to fill bases
The nerve of y’all to call Escobar racist
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger hatred

Turn your radios up
You are now allowed to listen to the radio
The real niggers are back, on the radio

[Verse 1: NaS]

No slacking
no begging, no asking
no fasting
No disrespect to Islam
or Imam
or pastor
No answers
to questions the media is asking
Why we fight each other in public
in front of these arrogant fascists?
They love it
Putting old niggers versus the youngest
Most of our elders failed us
How can they judge us
niggers?
There’s verbal books published by niggers
Produced by niggers
genuine niggers
so I salute my
niggers
Not mad cuz Eminem said nigger
cuz he’s my nigger
wigger
cracker friend
We all black within
okay
we all African
okay
Some Africans don’t like us? no way!
A killing happened in Johannesburg, yesterday
Slain artist named Lucky Dube
hijacked
some saying N double-A-C-P
keep us side-tracked
But I don’t buy that
I buy Aston Martins
faster cars than
NASA-Car’s and
sparking
while riding
critics
eat a dick
journalists
see I’m rich
With this N-word jargon
I’m just starting
bitch

[chorus:NaS]

I’m a nigger
he’s a nigger
she’s a nigger
we some niggers
wouldn’t you like to be a nigger too?
To all my kike niggas
spic niggers
Guinea niggers
chink niggers
that’s right, y’all my niggers too

I’m a nigger
he’s a nigger
she’s a nigger
we some niggers
wouldn’t you like to be a nigger too?
They like to strangle niggers
blaming niggers
shooting niggers
hanging niggers
still you wanna be a nigger too?
True

[Verse 2: NaS]

Wake up in the morning, shake my third leg in the toilet
oozie on the night stand
I’m the man you go to war with
Not the man you go to war against
Patience
I’ll get you
if that means I can’t sleep a whole year, I’mma get you
I’m official
Not a tisket or a tasket
I’ll put you in the casket
With the biscuit or the ratchet
They smoke hibiscus …
That plant shit trees
advance shit we
Don’t forsake us
you all are fake bloods like movie makers
I flow tight as Toothie’s braces
Who be hating us?
I’ll be on a State bus
in shackles if my 8 bust
Cuz y’all some tellers, opposite of bankers
I’m the shit for ages
My click’s still real QB gangsters
Click still moving like Freemasons
So if I’m in on the floor
for the law
There’s lodgers
all across
the nation
NaS is bred for the plan
To hold a grand dragon’s head in my hand
Come and get me, here I am

[Chorus: NaS]

I’m a nigger
he’s a nigger
she’s a nigger
we some niggers
wouldn’t you like to be a nigger too?
To all my kike niggas
spic niggers
Guinea niggers
chink niggers
that’s right, y’all my niggers too

I’m a nigger
he’s a nigger
she’s a nigger
we some niggers
wouldn’t you like to be a nigger too?
They like to strangle niggers
blaming niggers
shooting niggers
hanging niggers
still you wanna be a nigger too?

It’s Stud Barbie, Bitch.

Nicki Minaj: Stud Barbie?

So earlier this week I wrote a piece about Nicki Minaj being rap’s Wonder Woman well it looks like she might have spent some time on the Isle of Lesbos after all (that was a comic book joke because Wonder Woman is a Amazon. You aint get it? Fuck you then). We all know she was sort of a lesbian but it was in the safe straight guy fantasy way (which involves pillows and not pegging) but I recently uncovered “Before they were famous” video of Ms Minaj. So you want a sip of the tea, girl? Nicki Minaj – wait for it – might’ve been a bull dyke stud.

If its Nicki Minaj, she looks like she'd eat that pussy right.

I know! Harajuku Barbie might have been a damn Stud Barbie (how you doin’?). Oh and guess who this chick use to smash? Remy Ma. I know girl, this tea is just too good.

If true, this completely explains Nicki’s beef with Remy earlier in her career and her constantly stating she has multiple personas and doesn’t know who she is (which proves my point about her being fake as hell but I love her).

Want to make the call yourself? Check out this video of “Nicki Minaj” serving the tea about her relationship with Remy Ma.

Damn this is going to upset a couple of her straight male fans – but this has no effect on me at all I’d still hit it either way.

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Pleasure P is a Child Molester

Pleasure P's Boyfriend #2 is a Fucking 4 Year Old Child - NASTY!

First you’ve got Spectacular acting real suspect and calling out other men to dance for him,  now another Pretty Ricky member (how gay is that name?), Pleasure Penis has allegedly molested a 4 year old boy.

Yeah, fucking gross.

Here are the details:

Florida attorney who allegedly represented P in the case and the assistant claims to have documented proof that Mr. Cooper molested several children while he was a member of the group: “My dad was being paid to cover it up but they owe my dad a lot of money and now they don’t want to pay him. I first overheard my dad say that it was someone famous but I found out who he was talking about. This guy Pleasure P got kicked out of a group because he was hiding that he was a child molester.

His managers or whatever hired my dad to keep it quiet so he could get a record deal. The guy Pleasure P molested a 4 yr old child and was about to molest another one when police came and saved the child.

Now, the truth is out they’re threatening my family and telling my dad he’s going to get sued.

Oh here is what his gay ass bandmate, Sexy Spec had to say:

Spectacular Confirmed this "ish"

I really hope Chris Hansen and the police get all up in his ass. Ol’ nasty ass.

China Rips Off Super Mario Galaxy in Duludubi Star

In the past, other companies have created machines that look and operate similar to the Wii. It hasn’t been until now, however, that a game has blatantly ripped off a title on Nintendo’s console. Take a look at the screenshots of Duludubi Star (a Chinese title made for the PC) below and you may be reminded of a certain Wii game: Super Mario Galaxy. It really is amazing how similar Duludubi Star is. It features the same types of locations, gameplay, and moves – Almost everything you’d expect in a Mario Galaxy spinoff!

Oh China, first you create the Vii and now you have Duludubi Star. What’s next? Some sort of rickshaw racing game or maybe a chicken that runs really fast?

Thor #604 Preview

COVER BY: Billy Tan
WRITER: Kieron Gillen
PENCILS: Billy Tan
INKS: Matt Banning
LETTERED BY: Chris Eliopoulos

THE STORY:
Has Doctor Doom crossed a line…? And what role did Loki play in Doom’s sinister plans? What did Loki know…and when…? Now, as Thor heads to Latveria to settle the score, only one thing can happen: Thor sitting Doom down and having a serious chat about their feelings. By which we mean, STATE-OF-THE-ART SLEDGHAMMER SKY-SCRAPING SUIT-SMASHING SUPERHEROICS! Billy Tan (NEW AVENGERS) draws the action-packed escapades while Kieron Gillen (NEW UNIVERSAL: 1959, DARK REIGN: ARES, Phonogram) starts his six issue run. Hold onto your runestones, True Believers – things get hectic quick! Rated T …$2.99

You will be missed Kelda Stormbringer

Nicki Minaj as Wonder Woman

I actually don’t believe the title of this blog post. I like Nick Minaj (born Onika Maraj) but her persona comes off real fake. I think it is because first she was this rebirth of Lil Kim, than she was a Harajuku-Barbie (obviously she is stealing from Gwen Stefani), now she’s swagger jacking Lady Gaga. It just comes off very confused to me.

Who are you Nicki Minaj?

Are you this super-heroine ready to save the female rap game or are you just a girl from New York trying her best to be whatever is popular (aka make money). I honestly think this need to be “hot” is why she dissed Lil Mama on Yo Gotti’s 5 * Chicks.  Nicki Minaj is cute and all but she’s not a good rapper and Lil Mama is – if they battled Ms Minaj would get ethered.

Also stop fucking telling girls that can be “Barbies“. A “Barbie” should be pretty and some of these girls clearly are not (see Precious Barbie).